lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

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clessert:

it’s not you, its your eyebrows

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

image

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augstuswater:

*is constantly unsure if people like me or not*

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yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

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flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

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unamoosing:

my whole face is a glitch

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sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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