sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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bastille:

How to stop being sad google search

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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

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neptunain:

i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter

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lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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